Before Stellar Tour · unassigned stories

"It's awfully small," the client said. Lional Jutz, the Jedi waved a hand at the client.

Source date: 2017-10-241 min readComplete text

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[EU] A Jedi knight gets tired of fighting wars and decides to pursue a another passion. Real-estate.
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THE MOMENT

"It's awfully small," the client said. Lional Jutz, the Jedi waved a hand at the client.

"I'd say it's awfully cozy," he said. The client nodded and repeated.

"It's cozy." Lional flipped the catalogue to the next listing. It showed a rundown house. "That's dilapidated," the client complained. Veallis changed the client's mind again with a wave of the hand.

"Rustic." The client nodded and agreed. Lional flipped the page.

"That house is surrounded by imperial droids!"

"Motivated Seller!" Lional flipped the page again to show a beautiful moisture farm.

"That's a beauty!" the client said eagerly. Lional shut the book with a slam and waved his hand.

"Forget about that house. That's the murder house."

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